| Me: | I took Bug (my little brother) on a drive tonight to calm him down and help him sleep |
| Mom: | Aww honey that's so sweet |
| Me: | Yeah we got totally lost |
| Dad: | Of course you did |
| Me: | Yeah up in the back woods |
| Mom: | Oh that's scary |
| Me: | Yeah, so it's like dark and in the middle of the woods so I stop the car- |
| Dad: | YOU WHAT!? |
| Me: | I stopped the car? |
| Dad: | WHAT WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? |
| Me: | We were lost.. |
| Dad: | HAVE WE TAUGHT YOU NOTHING!? |
| Mom: | HOW- WHY WOULD YOU- |
| Mom: | DO YOU WANT TO BE THE FIRST 5 MINUTES OF SUPERNATURAL |
| Me: | |
| Dad: | |
| Me: | |
| Dad: | Of course she does, then those giant men in plaid will show up to save the day. Good job Kat, this is why our daughter is a dumbass. |
Joseph Gordon-Levitt for Anthem Magazine March/April, 2007
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Congratulations. You’re officially a Winchester now.
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Someone felt fabulous
Best use I’ve ever seen of that gif.
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I have a list of terms, and you’re gonna say the first thing that pops into your head
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Forgive me, I don’t recall ferrets being on the list of acceptable creatures to bring to Hogwarts.
I HAD THE SAME THOUGHTThey’re Harry Potter’s kids. I’m sure they could bring a fucking giraffe to school and it’d be fine.
Omg that comment.
They will also be allowed to join the Quidditch team during first year and apparate on school grounds.
The forbidden forest is just the forest to Harry’s children. There is no curfew. When Harry Potter’s kids see teachers out of bed they scold them. Hogsmeade permission slip? I think not.
‘Have you done your homework Albus Severus?’
‘No. My father defeated Voldemort’
‘Fair enough’
‘Albus Sverus, go to bed’
‘You can’t tell me what to do.My father was the chosen one.’
‘Potter what are you doing in the girls labatory?’
‘fuck you my dad did it’
‘Potter! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire?’
‘Yeah bro you got a problem?’
‘Potter, you-‘
‘My father’s going to hear about this’
That moment when Harry’s son turns into Malfoy
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